Rosie the Riveter by Sylvia Leigh

That's all aprt of the red, white, and blue
Working for victory.
Rosie the Riveter is my name,
kicking ass is my game.

Real name's Carol. That Rosie the Riveter shit
was just for them posters.

And, yes, before you starts asking
I know I how to cook
and I know how to clean
and no, I don't intend on doing either.

See I got this boyfriend...
his name's Chuck
and Chuck is a Marine
which means he knows how to do two things -
Fuck and Fight,
and boy can he
fight.

I love Chuck
Really, I do,
you know, we's gonna get married
soon as Chuck comes back from that war

But until that day comes

I'm filling in for good old Chuck.
See what I don't tell Chuck is
I've been working overtime on this here rivet machine...

See that handy dandy gun over there?
Without that gun
how do you think Chuck would fight them bad guys?